i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

(Source: itsvondell)

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I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

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does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

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its never safe to use tumblr beside your parents

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i love sleeping to avoid problems

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

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where the black girls at???
― me immediately after entering any and every establishment  (via shaelii)

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what kind of fuckery are we?
― Amy Winehouse (via throughkaleidscopeeyes)
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