I’m so excited for my husband. He’s gonna get everything I got and then some. He’s gonna get shit that previous boyfriends never got. He’s gonna get all the freak shit I wanted to do but was waiting for my husband to do it with. He’s gonna get all of my emotions. Every last bit of them and the full effect of them. He’s gonna get all of my love. Close to that I’d give my own child. I know that the man I’m going to marry is gonna be who I want to spend the rest of my life with and have my family with. He’s gonna be perfect for me. I can’t wait to give all this to my husband. He’s gonna be a very lucky man. 

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you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

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so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about
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I remember when I was younger and I wanted to be beautiful; now I’m older and I want to be intelligent. I want to burn hearts with brilliance and engulf souls with compassion. I want to be loved for my thoughts and nothing else.
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Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
― William Shakespeare (via cantbetamed)

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  • aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
  • taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
  • gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
  • cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
  • leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
  • virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
  • libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
  • scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
  • sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
  • capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
  • aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
  • pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
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    If you want to forget something or someone, never hate it, or never hate him/her. Everything and everyone that you hate is engraved upon your heart; if you want to let go of something, if you want to forget, you cannot hate.
    ― C. JoyBell C. (via kushandwizdom)
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    When the sundress is 2 sizes too small and she got a phatty


    When she take off her panties and it smell like  Vanilla scented candles


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